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{\an8}[ 不祥的音樂正在播放]
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年輕人：跑！
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為你的生命奔跑！
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[哭泣]
遠離！
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拿走它！
遠離！
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全部拿走！
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怪物
拿走了我的鞋子！
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糖果！
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耶，請客！
我喜歡零食！
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[笑]費利西亞。
費莉西亞：嗨，爸爸。
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你握得很好
那個大胖子。
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法克爾，出色的工作
用你的牙齒。
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弗格斯，我的小伙子。
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爸爸，爸爸。
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你必須這樣做
把握好時機。
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[笑]
總而言之，還不錯
為您的第一個萬聖節。
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[笑]
他們正在長大
這麼快。
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看看誰得到了
她的第一縷頭髮。
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哦，你看到了嗎？
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法爾克抓住了他
在腳踝處。
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小弗格斯？
還什麼都沒有。
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哦，沒關係，
親愛的。
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媽媽沒有被嚇到
今年也是如此。
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不要害怕，我的愛人。
夜晚還很年輕。
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握住電話。
誰沒關門？
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你不認為
裡面有人？
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現在，誰還傻呢
闖入食人魔的房子？
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[全體吶喊]
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啊啊！
啊啊！
啊啊！
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[咕嚕聲]
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哦，哇。
太可怕了。
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我不知道怎麼辦
我現在要睡覺了。
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萬聖節快樂，
大家。
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哦，夥計！
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你說這是
會嚇到他們的！
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[咕嚕聲繼續]
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嘿，我很努力
在這件服裝上！
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哎呀！
[笑聲]
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承认吧，怪物史莱克——你不是吗
甚至有點害怕？
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驢子，
食人魔不會害怕。
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我们进行惊吓。
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这就是为什么我们是国王
萬聖節。
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我打賭
我們可以找到一些東西
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那會嚇到褲子的
離開你。
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這會讓我害怕。
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哦真的嗎？
您有什麼想法？
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我們所有人都在講恐怖故事
整夜！
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沒有辦法
你不會害怕。
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是的，故事
讓你的血液變冷！
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是的！
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讓您恐懼的故事。
是的！
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以及誰能堅持下去
整夜
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應被命名
萬聖節之王！
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我接受。
我們雙重接受！
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還有其他人想加入嗎
我們的小競賽？
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我來了！
哈札！
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JA，WUNDERBAR！
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哈札！
哈札！
哈札！
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好的。
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我想我會
帶孩子出去玩
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並嚇唬更多人
不給糖就搗蛋。
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我稍後會見到你嗎？
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夜晚還很年輕。
不給糖就搗蛋？
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[清喉嚨]
我要開始了。
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從前
午夜的沉悶——
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THERE WAS THIS CRAZY ALBINO GUY
帶鉤子，
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AND HE LIVED IN A MIRROR.
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AND IF YOU EVEN LOOKED AT HIM,
你會醒來
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在裝滿冰塊的浴缸裡
你的腎沒了！
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哇，嘿，堅持住。
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我們在這裡做這件事。
呃，什麼？
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條款由您指定。
我說出了這個地方。
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好吧，好吧！
WHERE ARE WE GONNA DO THIS?
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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杜洛克城堡？
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哦，哈哈，
非常有趣，史萊克。
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但這就是地方
法夸德勋爵还活着！
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JA，沒死！
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我聽說它鬧鬼
他的鬼魂。
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如果你太害怕了
穿上大男孩裤子进去，
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我只是领取我的奖金
上路吧。
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等一下！
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我們可以堅持下去
只要你能做到！
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美好的。
那麼，來吧。
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堅持住，史萊克。
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你不能闖入
一些令人毛骨悚然、阴森恐怖的关节
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就像您拥有这个地方一样。
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為什麼不呢？
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不像有的
有人來阻止我們。
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我還是不知道
關於這個，夥計。
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變得令人毛骨悚然
“蜡屋”氛围
這裡正在發生。
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看，就是那个小东西
YOU LOVE SO MUCH, REMEMBER?
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[ CREAKING ]
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♪ 欢迎来到杜洛克 ♪
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♪ IT'S A CREEPY TOWN ♪
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♪ WHAT WAS ONCE PRISTINE ♪
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♪ NOW IS ALL RUN-DOWN ♪
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♪ 我们会砍掉你的头 ♪
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♪ AND THEN LAUGH
当你死后♪
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♪ DULOC IS A CREEPY PLACE ♪
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♪ 進來吧，到底是什麼 ♪
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♪ 压制住他们，
打碎你的脸♪
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[ 发芽！流行音樂！ ]
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♪ 杜洛克是 ♪
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♪ 杜洛克是個令人毛骨悚然的地方 ♪
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[噗！ ]
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LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
不！
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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WELL, THEN [CHUCKLES]
THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.
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[ SCOFFS ]
FUN, YEAH, RIGHT.
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I FIND MYSELF
AGREEING WITH BOSS.
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THIS LOOKS TO BE
A VERY ENTERTAINING EVENING.
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你知道嗎？ I JUST FIGURED
看看你的服裝是什麼。
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YOU CAME AS A KISS-UP!
好吧，好吧。
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BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY.
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THE QUICKER I SCARE THE WITS
從你們當中，
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我越早回家，
COZY IN MY BED,
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UNLESS ANYONE ELSE THINKS
THEY'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES.
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OH, OH, OH! PICK ME, PICK ME!
我有一個可怕的故事！
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[嘆氣]這不是那個
關於你陷入困境
又是寵物動物園，是嗎？
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因為這並不可怕。
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事實上，如果你看一下
從我的角度來看——
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嘿，猜猜看，皮諾丘。
NO ONE CARES!
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準備發送
這些小丑的家，史瑞克，
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因為我有一個瘋子，
這都是真的。
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[清喉嚨]
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天很黑
和暴風雨之夜。
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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金吉？
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我的女朋友
把我趕了出去。
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我不知道——一些關於
我太自我了。
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巴拉，巴拉，巴拉，
犛牛，犛牛，犛牛。
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你？
但你太可愛了。
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我知道！
這就是我一直告訴她的話！
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I NEED A GOOD WOMAN,
MUFFIN MAN.
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啊。
I CAN HELP YOU, GINGY.
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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你喜歡她，嗯？
不——頭髮很奇怪。
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
太可怕了。
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不！
DON'T LIKE IT!
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OKAY, WELL,
這個怎麼樣？
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YES, THAT'S IT!
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啊啊啊！
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SHE'S PERFECT--
我的夢想女孩！
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WAIT, MORE SUGAR!
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但事實並非如此
食譜。
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相信我，鬆餅人。
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這個女孩的
GOT TO BE REAL SWEET.
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我想要一個人
誰會永遠愛我。
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I MUST WARN YOU, GINGY,
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NO ONE HAS EVER MADE COOKIES
有這麼多醣類。
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YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH FORCES
FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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只要把她
在烤箱裡！
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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[瘋狂地笑]
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噢！
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[ BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
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[雷霆轟鳴]
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好吧，一點隱私。
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嗯？
徒步旅行。
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[笑聲]
哦，歐伊。
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[ 門打開、關閉 ]
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【叮！ ]
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哦，天哪，
我戀愛了！
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哦，餅乾天使。
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[嘶嘶聲]
哇啊！
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而且你也很性感！
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你好？
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[嘆氣]
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我猜
它不起作用。
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[嘆氣]
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EEEEEEEEEE！
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耶-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-啊！
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呼呼！
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金吉，是你嗎——
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我是为之而生的人吗？
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哦，我們會在一起
永遠！
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甜的！
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♪ 我看不見我
除了你，谁都不爱 ♪
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♪ 我一生 ♪
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♪ 当你和我在一起时，宝贝 ♪
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♪ 天空将是蓝色的 ♪
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♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪
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♪ 我和你 你和我 ♪
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♪ 无论如何
THEY TOSS THE DICE ♪
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♪ IT HAD TO BE ♪
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♪ 对我来说唯一的人就是你 ♪
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♪ 还有你为我 ♪
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♪ 在一起很开心 ♪
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ARE YOU HAPPY, GINGY?
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你打賭！
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自从遇见你以来
已经是最好的...
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7 1/2 MINUTES
我的生活。
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很好，因为这个
這只是開始。
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I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU
并抱着你
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为你提供食物和衣服
AND CLING TO YOU AND...
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啊。
...HANG ON TO YOU
用我的爱让你窒息......
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是的。
……永遠永遠永遠
AND EVER AND EVER AND--
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你知道，它正在變得
這裡有點悶。
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UM, YOU KNOW,
我要去呼吸一下空气。
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哦，不，你不知道。
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哦，不！
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並非沒有
YOUR UMBRELLA.
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快點！
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在这里，让我来了解一下。
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等我！
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SUGAR, COULD YOU
JUST DO ME ONE SMALL,
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LITTLE, TEENSY FAVOR?
任何事物！
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你可以讓我一個人靜一靜嗎
大約 30 秒？
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ANYTHING BUT THAT.
[嗚咽]
215
00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,890
你知道，我忘了
我的橡皮糖按鈕，是的。
216
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,760
你能，呃，跑過去嗎
請幫我拿一下？
217
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,596
當然，我可以。我馬上回來。
[嗡嗡聲]
218
00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,698
跑，跑，盡可能快地跑
219
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,634
IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN
A GINGERBREAD MAN!
220
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,170
[ 戲劇性的音樂播放 ]
221
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,172
哦！
[呼吸粗重]
222
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,740
OH, GINGY!
哇！
223
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,842
我不明白。
224
00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,110
I THOUGHT
你很高興！
225
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,379
哦，好吧...
都是我的錯！
226
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,014
我應該
TRIED HARDER!
227
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,949
不，不，不，
DON'T TRY HARDER!
228
00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,385
MAYBE I'M NOT
PRETTY ENOUGH!
229
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,121
I CAN BE PRETTY,
REALLY PRETTY--
230
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,890
THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!
啊啊！
231
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,058
記住？
232
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,926
請！
請別打擾我！
233
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,696
GINGY!
234
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,131
[ GRUNTING ]
LET GO, GINGY!
235
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:29,769
FALL WITH ME
SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
236
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,771
HERE'S A THOUGHT--
YOU LET GO!
237
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:35,675
啊啊！
TOGETHER-- TOGETHER FOR--
238
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,080
BOY, WHAT A NIGHT!
239
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,415
I'M SO GLAD THAT IS OVER WITH!
240
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,117
[嘆氣]
OH, WELL, NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
241
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,685
Man: IN SPORTS...
242
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,893
[雷霆轟鳴]
243
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,264
[ SQUEAKS ]
244
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,433
[ STATIC HISSING ]
245
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,135
[ SNORES ]
246
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,971
[重擊]
247
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,443
永遠在一起。
248
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,878
啊啊！
249
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,748
全部：
永遠在一起！
250
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:20,053
永遠在一起！
251
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,788
永遠在一起。
真是一個驚喜！
252
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,292
永遠在一起！
253
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,962
哦！
永遠在一起！
254
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,164
啊啊！
永遠在一起！
255
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,867
嘿，怎麼了？
全體：永遠在一起！
256
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:37,904
我想我們倆可能都說過
有些事情我可能會後悔！
257
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,040
全體：永遠在一起！
天哪，你的眼睛真漂亮！
258
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,176
全體：永遠在一起！
聽著，我知道你很沮喪，所以——
啊啊！
259
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:47,247
我們為什麼不坐下來
並討論這個？ ！
260
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,749
然後他們吃了我！
261
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,919
一起：
呼、呼、呼、呼、呼！
262
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,121
他們會這麼做的
一路回家。
263
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,756
[嘆氣]
我得走了。
264
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,924
他們是我的座駕。
265
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,325
等一下。
266
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,162
如果他们吃了你，怎么样？
你還在這裡嗎？
267
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,331
你沒說嗎
這是一個真實的故事嗎？
268
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,833
嗯...
269
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,101
啊哈——被捕了！
270
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,836
你做到了，
你不是嗎？
271
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,306
我——嘿，看，
法夸德勋爵的幽灵！啊啊！
272
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,875
杜迪頭！
273
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,177
[門打開]
274
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,846
[門關閉]
然後是三個。
275
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181
还有谁想挺身而出？
276
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,084
我也有一个可怕的故事
告訴。
277
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,286
天很黑
還有暴風雨之夜！
278
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,054
[雷霆轟鳴]
嘿，什麼——
279
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,857
驴：我们需要找到我们
一些庇护所！
280
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,763
輪到我了
講故事。
281
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,164
嘿，嘿，噓！
282
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,333
仁慈的店主
熱情友善。
283
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,235
她让我感觉
里面全是气泡。
284
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,971
我值得信赖的伙伴在这里
想要焕然一新。
285
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,207
助手？
我會喜歡
一些华夫饼！
286
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,375
我們是平等的。
287
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,011
哦，夥計，
当然我们是——
288
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,380
高贵的驴子放心了
他明显低劣的助手。
289
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,115
我有點累了
的這個。
290
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,017
但在猫之前
可以完成他的想法，
291
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,085
他决定采取
当之无愧的舌浴。
292
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,353
[ STAMMERS ]
293
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,989
什麼——
好吧，只要我在這裡。
294
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,258
BUT RIGHT THEN,
危险从后面袭来！
295
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,327
[模仿「心理」音樂]
296
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,863
DUM, DUM!
DUM, DUM!
297
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,831
達姆，達姆！
DUM, DUM!
298
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,267
AND PUSS
WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
299
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,336
[笑聲]
結束。
300
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,371
NO, THAT'S NOT
HOW THE STORY GOES!
301
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,007
I WAS WELL AWARE
迫近的危险
302
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,243
AND WENT FOR MY STEEL!
303
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,112
別擔心，小夥伴。
I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!
304
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,881
[嘆氣]
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
305
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,816
[喘氣]
這是白馬王子。
306
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,251
他正在包装热量，
AND HE WANTED REVENGE!
307
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,153
我要復仇！
308
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,823
HE SAID, BUT BEFORE ANYONE
COULD DO ANYTHING, KA-BAM!
309
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,358
太糟糕了，
這太可怕了，
310
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,193
確實，
真的很可怕！
311
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,095
什麼？
不！回去！
312
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,830
[ 倒帶 ]
313
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,432
虽然迷人
速度很快，
314
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,935
I WAS SWIFT ENOUGH TO REPEL
THE ATTACK AND LEAP TO SAFETY!
315
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,304
這正是
WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO DO!
316
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,139
[喘氣]
317
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,908
迷人的笑声
JUST LIKE A CRAZED MANIAC.
318
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,043
[瘋狂地笑]
319
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,079
哇啊！
320
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,047
N-N-N-N-N-NO，
對不起，
321
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,017
但我永遠不會
LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME.
322
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,219
相反，我-我-我醒了。
323
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,356
是的，沒錯。
IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
324
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,924
你的意思是一場惡夢！
325
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,093
你知道你是
ON THE CEILING, RIGHT?
326
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,261
我會得到你
為此。
327
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,364
哦，然后是灯光
出去了！
328
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,433
这真是可怕又悲伤
HOW PUSS PLEADED FOR MERCY!
329
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,035
憐憫？
請。
330
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,070
貓說
WITH HIS LAST DYING BREATH.
331
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,139
Puss: BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS
回来了，
332
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,274
是驴子
WHO WAS TAKING A SHOWER!
333
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,243
哦，天哪！
我為什麼要這麼做？
334
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,146
哈哈！就在你身后，
有危險！
335
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,415
哦，夥計。
你癱瘓了！
336
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,151
[高聲尖叫]
這是一個吃驢子的華夫餅。
337
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,987
正在積聚熱量，
它想要復仇！
338
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,423
我要復仇！
339
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,159
驢子跑了，
但你能跑多远
340
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,995
當你在盤子上時
塗滿奶油，
341
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,230
穿著粉紅芭蕾舞短裙？
342
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,398
不！
还有宽边帽！
343
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133
哦！
还有椰子胸罩！
344
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,201
哎喲！
即將被活活吃掉！
345
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,369
不！
請！
346
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,471
請，
我要改吃煎饼了！
347
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,974
啊啊！
诺姆-诺姆-诺姆。
348
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,911
和驢子
再也没有见过！
349
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,313
[瘋狂地笑]
350
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,983
但猫不知道什么
就在他身后吗
351
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,285
他害怕的一件事是
比什麼都重要！
352
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,421
不，你不會。
我願意！
353
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,056
你沒有！
我做到了！
354
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,958
不，除此之外什麼都可以！
不！
355
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,494
[尖叫聲]
356
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,331
結束！
[ 收銀機叮叮聲 ]
357
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,934
我很確定
那是作弊。
358
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,369
[ SCOFFS ]
它起作用了，不是嗎？
359
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:33,006
唔。誰是下一個
IN OUR LITTLE CONTEST?
360
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,709
哦，有人嗎
看到老鼠了嗎？
361
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,712
[吱吱作響]
362
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,147
我們到了嗎？
363
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,016
呵呵。
好的。
364
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:47,053
我想是時候講故事了
這實際上很可怕。
365
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,421
PBHT!
是的，無論如何。
366
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,091
OH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
367
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,461
NOW, THEN, SOMETHING
BEYOND COMPREHENSION
368
00:14:54,461 --> 00:15:00,033
{\an8}發生在一個小男孩身上
在這條街上的這棟房子裡。
369
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,737
{\an8}一個男人作為最後的手段
BECAUSE...
370
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:08,041
[ SQUEAK! ]
...NO ONE ELSE
WOULD GO NEAR THE PLACE.
371
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,411
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
372
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,545
啊啊！
373
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,548
I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN
EXPECTING ME.
374
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,549
YOU ARE THE--
375
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,551
沒錯。
I AM...
376
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,253
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
377
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,322
...THE BABYSITTER.
[雷霆轟鳴]
378
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,190
是的，是的。
感謝上帝你來了。
379
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,063
我的孩子——我不知道
他怎麼了？
380
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,531
我從未見過
任何喜歡的東西。
381
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:35,135
相信我，夥計，我有
三個小食人魔在家。
382
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,203
這將是
小菜一碟。
383
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,172
男孩：爸爸！
384
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,974
[胡言亂語]
385
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,410
爸爸！
386
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,478
好吧，那麼。
387
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,214
看，我告訴你，我已經
嘗試了書中的每一個技巧。
388
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,084
你看？
“從前有一次暫停。”
389
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,620
哦，來吧，現在！
你要聽鵝的聲音嗎？
390
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,255
請你——
你不明白。
391
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,589
就像
他是兩個不同的人。
392
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,092
您的孩子需要什麼
是紀律，
393
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,428
不是一堆
心理胡言亂語。
394
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,297
你只需走進那裡，
看著他的眼睛，
395
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,632
並向他展示誰是...
396
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,601
[胡言亂語]
397
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,237
請告訴我
他是獨生子。
398
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,106
泡泡糖魚別針，
巴，巴，噓！
399
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,141
嗯，你好。
400
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,110
呼！
401
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,511
好吧，這就是你的問題。
402
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,580
他的頭
未擰在右側。
403
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:25,318
當你向星星許願時，
你會得到很多東西。
404
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,554
嗯，我希望
度過一個美好、安靜的夜晚
405
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,357
你去哪裡睡覺
我襲擊了冰箱。
406
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,524
好的。
407
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,193
噢！噢！哦！哦！嘿！
408
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,095
啊啊！
哦，啊！
409
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,130
[嘆氣]
410
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,199
看到了嗎？
這很容易。
411
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,267
就像我常說的——
412
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,537
當談到良好的養育子女時，
你必須公平但堅定。
413
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,173
你只要給他看
你說的是生意，
414
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,575
他又起床了，
他不是嗎？
415
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,478
[胡言亂語]
416
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,547
你永遠不會有這個問題
與襪子木偶。
417
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,849
啊啊！哦！
418
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,417
好吧，
這是怎麼回事？
419
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,552
聲音。
聲音？
420
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:05,091
嗯嗯，在這裡，
告訴我該做什麼。
421
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:08,294
你有發言權
在你的腦海裡？
422
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,130
[緊張地笑]
有時。
423
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,500
以及什麼樣的事情
他們告訴你要做什麼嗎？
424
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,302
[嘔吐]
哦！
425
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,206
啊。
426
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,675
早鳥者
抓住蠕蟲。
427
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,476
得到了什麼
喜歡這個孩子？
428
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,111
嘿！噢！嘿！
你將會...
429
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,213
呃，也許你會唱他的歌
一首小歌。
430
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,215
過來，你——嘿！
431
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,485
我看起來像那種人嗎
那知道搖籃曲嗎？
432
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,586
唱歌！
433
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,122
♪ 搖籃曲，晚安 ♪
434
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,492
♪ 閉上你的大嘴，
CREEPY EYES ♪
435
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,462
♪ 如果你睡著了，
我會悄悄離開 ♪
436
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:46,499
♪ 離開這裡
活著♪
437
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,903
哇。你知道，一旦你過去了
所有的碎片
438
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,739
和繩子燒傷，
他其實很可愛。
439
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,608
現在他去哪裡了？
440
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:02,215
手中之鳥
在叢林中值得兩個！
441
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,217
現在，有一些東西
你不會每天都看到。
442
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,385
[胡言亂語]
443
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,554
把他弄下來！
把他弄下來！
444
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,491
啊啊啊！
445
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,126
哦！
446
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,429
[嘎吱聲]
447
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,331
回來吧，你！
448
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,600
我不後悔！
449
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,637
噢！哦！啊啊！哦！
450
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,241
啊啊！哦！啊啊！啊啊！
451
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,610
啊啊！哦！啊啊！
452
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,379
哦！
453
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,780
[呻吟聲]
454
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,315
[ 攻絲 ]
455
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,549
呃！
456
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,285
匹諾曹：我還太年輕
有白蟻！
457
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,621
我不是白蟻，匹諾曹。
我是一隻蟋蟀。
458
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,258
你就是我腦海中的聲音
一直這樣？
459
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,960
這是正確的。
460
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,229
我是那個把一切都投入的人
你腦子裡的那些想法。
461
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,431
我是你的良心，
只要你讓我，
462
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,400
我會永遠在——
463
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,670
[雷霆轟鳴]
464
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,638
結束。
465
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,340
呃，那不是我！
466
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,742
我從來沒有遇到任何錯誤
在我的腦海裡！
467
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,744
[緊張地笑]
問任何人！
468
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,782
好吧，那麼。我們為什麼不開始
問問你的良心？
469
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:11,284
[蟋蟀鳴叫]
470
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,387
[尖叫]
471
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,724
呃，現在誰在作弊？
472
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,493
嗯，驢子，看起來像
只有你和我。
473
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,995
前進。
474
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,798
你無話可說
這會嚇到我！
475
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:27,767
哦，好吧，我想
無事可做
476
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,837
但坐在黑暗中
等待幽靈。
477
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,505
鬼？
什麼鬼魂？
478
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,240
法誇德的幽靈，
當然。
479
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,443
事實上，
如果我沒記錯的話
480
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,413
我相信你有幫助
在他的英年早逝中。
481
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,614
嘿，夥計，
那是一次意外。
482
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,551
除此之外，所有那些幽靈
東西只是一個都市傳說。
483
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,252
你知道的。
是嗎？
484
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,723
[風呼嘯，
鏈條嘎嘎作響]
485
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,792
好吧，好吧，
那、那隻是風。
486
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,594
[緊張地笑]
驢子。
487
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,529
而且，顯然，
它知道我的名字！
488
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,232
[吱吱作響]
489
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,737
這很有趣，史瑞克，
但我知道是你幹的！
490
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:07,273
嘿，我-我就站在這裡
和你在一起，驢子。
491
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377
[雷霆轟鳴]
沒辦法！
492
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,045
這個地方不是
被鬼魂困擾，
493
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,413
當太陽升起時，
494
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,748
驢將會
新國王——
495
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,383
它就在我身後，
不是嗎？
496
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,485
[呻吟]
497
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,452
啊啊！
498
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,688
驢！
499
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,323
哦，我的天啊！
500
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,625
[尖叫]
501
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,528
[笑]
502
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,865
嗯，這就是我所說的
一個值得紀念的夜晚。
503
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,068
你說我們害怕什麼
我們自己吃晚餐了嗎？
504
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,338
我想說...抓住孩子們，
讓我們開始吧。
505
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,873
[笑]
506
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:42,742
這就是我們的原因
萬聖節之王。
507
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,379
他很害怕，我們可能也很害怕
一個月見不到他。
508
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,915
那麼，你還有什麼
你的絕招有哪些？
509
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,751
嗯，
我有七個雞蛋。
510
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,520
完美的。
511
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,388
[ 口哨聲 ]
512
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,724
我喜歡這個假期。
513
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,092
[模糊的叫喊聲]
514
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,327
男士：
我不高興！
515
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,397
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